Hey guys! I figure this is overdue, and I'm really interested in procrastinating writing a paper for my class on "interpersonal communication" Interpersonals don't communicate!! What a crock of shit!!!!
SO at any rate, I hate everybody. BUT I LOVE CLOTHES! On that note, here's what I got for you today. I got shit about harem pants and some funsies for spring in the general sense. No fashion show review today, just because I don't have anything to say about anything because I haven't seen anything particularly worth sharing with all you darlings. SO YAY! MORE TEACHES!


SO Firstsies! Lets talk about harem pants!





harem pants by zamills featuring TopShop pants






SO here's the thing. They can be super glam! or just really awkward and unflattering. SO here's my rules. Stay away from anything too long, or slouchy if you're short. If the crotch of the pants are between your legs, you will look shorter, so only do this if you are tall or don't mind looking shorter. Also, avoid pairs that have too much fabric between your legs. For reals, they can make you look like you're wearing a diaper if you're not careful. If you feel like you are bottom heavy, don't sweat it. You can still wear these pants, just make sure that the whole outfit makes you look hourglass. These trousers look great with a slim cut blazer or shell. The best way to wear them is to avoid voluminous blouses, jackets sweaters etc. when you've got so much volume in you're pants. They're kind of like bubble skirts in that respect. Style wise, here's my opinion, I think that the ones made from sturdier fabric are more interesting. Things that might be considered menswear fabric. They're also more business appropriate, and more wearable. But the drape-ier ones and the ones made from bright fabrics are great too. Just be careful to avoid things that will look to MC Hammer-ish.



not too fussy by zamills featuring Diane von Furstenberg coats

In the above outfit, what I did was pair the slightly voluminous pants with a menswear style denim button down, the intention being that the shirt be tucked in to the pants. The pants nip in below the waist to create an hourglass with the volume of the shirt, and the boxy jacket lends an air of femininity and timeless class to the outfit. I kept the accessories very streamlined, with the exception of necklaces intricate details, to accentuate the simplicity of the outfit. Red lipstick and matching nail polish lend a forties air to the outfit, and to top it all off, The fun trench, which I thought, was a great way to add some color to this outfit. Overall the look is classic, strong and totally work appropriate.



Now if you haven't noticed, spring is just around the corner, and the prospect of this is a little sad for me, here in the hell hole known to all of you as Arizona. You see this means it won't be long before all the girls here are only wearing tiny jean cut-offs with holes and their butts hanging out with too short, unflattering tank tops and flip flops. So If you live in a place where humans were intended to live. You know, one of those places where spring lasts for a quarter of the year and not just a week, then have I got some cute inspiration outfits for you.


spring simple by zamills featuring Miu Miu bags

So for this first look my intention was to play with khakis. Khaki is a really great neutral for spring, and as long as you stay away from khakis that are more taupe then tan, you'll be great!! Now what I did here was I took this fabulous dress, and pulled some bold colors out of it, the red orange cardigan, and the slate blue oxfords were great choices. for this. Additionally I chose to introduced the lime green in the eyeshadow (intended sort of as a sheer highlight and not as a bold lid) and and whimsical pear earrings for some extra freshness. These tights go great with this dress,a s they add a little sparkle to the outfit. Sheer lip gloss and opalescent nail polish make take this casual look to a much more sophisticated level, while some delicate necklaces and a casual brown purse finish things off for this outfit, and create a great outfit for nice lunch with the girls.

spring 2 by zamills featuring Givenchy jewelry

Here we took this great teal dress and paired it with a cute little embroidered sweater. Rough, unpolished rings and a warm gold charm bracelet lend the look to a more earthy place. Brown casual oxford flats are ideal for walking around in, while this chocolate purse perpetuates the folksy look of the ensemble. The same shimmering tights as before make this outfit appropriate for a day in the park.

shorts!! by zamills featuring Dries Van Noten tops


This outfit's Native American feel, brought on by the earthy colors and turquoise and coral jewelry is ideal fro spring. This blouse, intended to be tucked into these high waisted shorts, has bold colors that will make you a knockout this season. The cobalt belt and purse are an unexpected and bold addition to this outfit. Python heals are add polish. The forest green and terracotta eyeshadow palate and deep red lipstick is a dramatic and thoughtful way to finish. Trading in these stylish shorts for some wide leg trousers takes this look from casual Friday to a much more business friendly tone.


spring by zamills featuring Marc by Marc Jacobs tops


The bold colors in this outfit compliment one another for a very preppy weekend look. The silk jacket adds polish. Light colored makeup and sweet feminine jewelry are the perfect feminine counter to the sportiness of the skirt and purse. The youthful pink of this shirt is modernized with the asymmetric ruffle. This is the perfect weekend outfit for a day when anything is possible.



Now i know what you're all thinking. "this isn't the fashion blog I'm used to! Everything is so girly and light and sweet! WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?!?" Well, spring does that to a person. But I'm still me, so here's what I know you've all been looking for.


punk for spring by zamills featuring Botkier bags


Now this is the Zach that you are all used to. Dramatic and strong, The contrast of the sharp black blazer and tough strappy peep toes with the bright yellow dress is enough to make any one's jaw drop. Bold badass jewelry and raspberry lipstick make this look a showstopper for a night out man hunting this spring. And it's classy enough that girls won't hate you. They might be a little afraid of you though.


Lastly. Since I hate everyone, I'm not gonna bother with a spotlight on a real person's style. Fuck that noise. Or something. Mostly I don't have time. And or I don't care.
so there's that



THAT'S MY SHOW THANKS FOR WATCHING.

Today's blog is a blog I didn't want to have to write, but when I decided to start this blog, I made a commitment to write about fashion. Today, one of the fashion industry's brightest stars died. Alexander McQueen was only 40 when he decided to take his own life. Many people out there have taken to writing about his life and his accomplishments, so I'm not going to waste your time. I don't pretend to be a fashion historian. I love clothes, and that's what I'm here to talk about. So today I went through his body of work and picked out my favorite pieces to share with you all. I hope you all are as inspired as I am by his work, and that you all see the sheer artistry of Alexander McQueen's clothes.

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That's all I got today, but I'll let you all know when I got another blog for you. I've been working on one, but it just didn't seem right to post it today.

Be safe lovelies.

Hey Guys. Long time no blog!!!! Remember when I used to blog for two months? Me neither. I make such an impact!!!! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! I'm writing a blog now! I'm back bitches and 2010 is gonna be a great year for Superficial Fodder!!! Mostly because theoretically this will be Superficial Fodder's first full year!!! I'm winning.

I've got a great show lined up for you so stay tune-ed. Or don't. Listen. Some of you are busy! I write really long blogs. It's hard for you to read because you're illiterate!

Perfect.



red and black by zamills featuring Forever21


So let's start things off the way I normally do with a little bit of good old fashion gushing about a fashion show. So we're still in Spring 2010 people, but hey, shut up. This is Balmain. Now what this was about for me, were the jackets and the jeans. I can't get enough of Balmain jackets. Everything about them screams bad ass! UGGGGG!! AND THOSE JEANS! TO. DIE. FOR. Additionally I love the shoes. They're so military chic fierce fabby wondrous amazing glamorous. Also, my girl Demi Moore appeared on the cover of W magazine in that little gold number and she looked pretty damned kicken. So basically this collection, albeit a bit of a one note, was for me, the epitome of rock star glam. So I'm all about it.

Now for a bit of a teach. So I know I'm guilty of it when I put together an outfit. I know alot of you are guilty of it. I get it. I understand. The economy bla bla bla. Here's the thing. Colorful shoes are a wardrobe staple for women folk, and it's time you all learn to accept it.

bright colored shoes by zamills featuring Kg shoes

So here's the thing. The reasons why people argue that black and brown shoes are more sensible isn't unfounded. Yes. Between those two colors, you can basically cover every outfit you've got in your arsenal. Fine. Sure. But here's the thing. When you know how to do a colorful shoe, it's gonna make that mediocre ensemble explode into awesome town.

So here are my rules. First of all, It's totally okay to have a shoe that is unrelated color wise to an outfit. Yes the easiest and most obvious option is the red shoe. Yes. And it's fierce. But girls, A yellow shoe can do the exact same thing, and frankly is just as versatile. You have a whole gamut of fabulous colored shoes at the ready! You can get them anywhere! TAKE ADVANTAGE.

If you're worried about pulling this off, here are some options.

1: Pick a color from a pattern, and find shoes that match. This sounds tricky but here's the thing. The color doesn't have to be exact. Just get it close enough and the idea will come through. By picking a specific color from the pattern for your shoes, you're making that color in the pattern pop. So don't pick an ugly color. This is really the easiest way to incorporate visual interest into your outfit.
2:Make a neutral outfit pop with a bright shoe. The way I illustrated this, was by doing an outfit all in one color of khaki and one in black and white, but you can mix neutrals and have the same effect. this will really make the shoes pop.
3:You can do monochromatic. So this is what most of you fear because of difficulty. Here's the thing. It can look great. But it takes away the power of individual pieces of clothing and accessories and gives the power to the color. If that's what you're going for, then do it up. It has the potential to be powerfully fierce but can come off as ghetto fabulous. So be weary. This option isn't for the beginners.
4: you can go dual chromatic. this also has the potential to be a bit ghetto fab, but if you pull it off you can look super streamlined and smart. Make sure you pick two colors that are in the same family though, or else you'll something will look off in your outfit. Avoid two color combos like red and yellow, because of the potential for ketchup mustard comparisons.
5: Lastly make a multi coloured outfit pop with bright colored shoes in a complimentary color previously unrelated to the outfit. This is has the potential to be the easiest, way to incorporate a colorful shoe, as what ties it to the outfit is the fact that you like it.

Listen bottom line. Be adventurous. Try new things. It'll work out in the long run.

bright shoes 1 by zamills featuring Miss Selfridged

PEEE ESSSS. The suede shoe in the above Polyvore collection is available on Zappos for relatively inexpensive price, and comes in hot pink too!!

Lastly, in loving memory of my dear friend who's turning four hundred and thirty seven this weekend, I'm devoting this real person of style I love to Miranda. Truly a fashionista, she wears 70's collegiate inspired sweaters one day, ethnic frocks with fabulous embroidery the next, followed by tweedy skirts and satin pumps the day after. She glides effortlessly from style to style and her ingenuity leads her into some pretty amazing fashion masterpieces. She once taught me every possible way one could wear a scarf. She's truly one of my greatest inspirations.

romantic vs modern by zamills featuring Trina Turk

Thanks for watching. see you someday...

Hey guys!!!! It's that time again!! Time for another epic installment of my very very wordy and long winded blog about my favorite thing!!!!! YAY! Who else is excited! Me neither.

cold hotch by zamills featuring CC Skye jewelry

Fashion show time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! This time I'm'a review the Marc Jacobs Spring RTW line!!! FUNSIES. So I love me some Marc Jacobs, not so much Marc by Marc Jacobs (I think it's just tacky), but just plain old Marc Jacobs is fabby!!! I love the adds and I love this collection. It's super theatrical and super vintage and super fierce. Harem pants abound. I'm all about all of the ruffles. I love the make up. I love everything. So The inspiration appears to be the play, the King and I. It's very East meets West and had a gorgeous fashion baby. Okay. So maybe its not the most innovative collection, but it's all very now. the proportion of the skirts are very glamorous. The color pallet is perfect for spring. I have no complaints.

Okay, well now for a trend, or rather a look (again). My secret obsession with clothes is goth. I know I know. Anyone who I've ever gone shopping with will be shocked. Casey especially. Here's the thing. I love the dark and dangerous look of someone wearing all black. It's elegant. It's glamorous. It's fabulous. But this Hot Topic lame Edward Cullen t-shirts and ugly hot pink acid washed jeans with cheep studded belts and plastic skull ear rings shit is the dumbest. I believe in doing things right, and there are so many other ways to look amazing in all black. SO here's some looks with completely different feels for you to try out. All of these looks have living color counterparts, but doing them in all black will make you look super chic and takes a lot of the guess work out of them.


reason # 6 by zamills featuring DKNY
This first look is something I like to think of as elegant minimalism. This look is defigned by simplicity. The pieces you choose should not be fussy. Go for interesting textures in lou of patterns. In the above look did choose small feminine details just to take the edge off of it, like the flourish on the shoe, the bow on the gloves and the delecate filigree of the ear rings. Don't do too many of these, as that will take it out of this relm entirely. The above dress is a really great option, as it's practically universally flattering, are most wrap dresses, and the high neck will make you look super super stylish. Keep your make up minimal as well. Maybe just do black winged out eyeliner, and a nude lip. My suggestion for hair would be to pull it back in a tight bun or pony tail, or even just with a head band. Just keep it un-fussy. You don't want to take away from the streamlined polish of this look.





goth again. by zamills featuring Fendi
The next look is a tough bad ass rockstar look. This is a perfect way to take what you're trying to do with your Hot Topic garb and grow it up. The key to this look is mixing sexy girly pieces with tough military inspired ones. The juxtaposition of these two counter-vibes will bring visual intrest to your outfit. It's just like that Britney Spears song from Circus, Lace and Leather. I'm super in love with all of the jackets Balmain has been putting out for the past couple of seasons, and this one is one of my favorites. It's super versitile and super super cool. Look for accessories that give a nod to the vintage/classic goth look with skulls bullets and even studs. Hot black jeans are a must. This a perfect look for a night out at the bar, and for those who want to vamp it up, a bad ass corset underneath your jacket is tot's appropriate.





basic black by zamills featuring Bottega Veneta bags
The last look is super super glam vintage star. (my favorite) This look is super layered and defigned by excess. (my other favorite) It's somewhere in between boho and hitchcock. Floor length gown is a must. Find one that's drapy and not too revealing. Then cover yourself in jewelry, too much is just the right amount. Shalls and scarves perfect and don't skimp out with makeup. Really go there. This is the perfect look for events. Going to the theater, or to a show, or just any time when you feel like you deserve all eyes on you. I will warn you that there is the potential for people to think you're a drag queen. If you're okay with that, I'm okay with you.

SO try these looks out!!!!!!! I know my girls, and all of you can take something from this, and make it you.

Heres a couple more jumping off points, if you will.

I really like the goth asthetic apperently... by zamills featuring Bottega Veneta bags

I'm really into classy goth looks... by zamills featuring Yves Saint Laurent shoes


Well after that, I really think I should take the time to talk to you about something that I'm sure some of you struggle with.

romantic vs modern by zamills featuring Trina Turk

What's better? Romantic? Or Modern? and the answer? Well, knowing my friends, they're all saying Romantic. Well. You're wrong. Sort of. Clearly both of these looks are favored for different reasons. Romantic shows people that you are whimsical and free spirited. Modern shows people that you're very serious and boring. But that's not always true. Look at the outfits above. Are you telling me those shoes that go with the modern outfit aren't screaming personality? And the jacket with the romantic set is pretty no-nonsense. If you watch my dear friends on What Not To Wear, then you know, that the best way is to combine these two apposing pathways in fashion. Wearing a romantic floral shirt with a sleek suit. And that's fair. But I think its much more fun to keep them separate. But don't limit yourself. The best thing to do, is find pieces that are you.Don't be afraid of something that is super modern with clean lines, or super frilly and romantic. Both can be super figure flattering, and both are very very hip. And people will be impressed with you if you can transition from one look to the next without seeming like you're wearing a costume. That's what a fashionista is. So love both sides of the spectrum, and everything in between.

Now for a person who's fashion I love. It's time. As you all may know, I live with a fashion monster. Her name is under some debate, I've always known her as Katie Ray, but upon moving to Arizona she assumed the name Tessa, for a change. Love of my life, Katie Ray of Sunshine, has killer style. Weather she's wearing apple bottoms converse chucks, a leather jacket and hoop ear rings, a t-shirt ball gown that she sewed herself, or a vintage forties dress with kick pleats, she always looks fab. Her signature red lips were super ahead (or behind) of trend, and she's fearless when it comes to clothes. Her approach to clothing can be likened to a little girl playing dress up, in that, she adores the transformative nature of what she wears. Katie Ray is the person who introduced me to the idea of created beauty, which is one of my personal principles of fashion, meaning everyone can be glamorous and gorgeous if they put in the work.

That's my show!!! Thanks for watching!!